A: There a few moments when I thank my size 9 feet that I am actually a man. Like when a female friend gets that raging look in her eyes that reads "crimson tsunami approcahing", or when said female ends up getting a shard of a corona bottle in her foot after having to take her 4 inch heels off. I also consider myself lucky that I don't have to deal with the itchy gratings of tights around my belt line, which leads me to wonder why in hell any man would actually want to wear these (fuck the cold, get some American Apparel Thermal Leggings to fit under your pants instead). Available from E-Mancipate (insert puns in comment box please...)
C: Ser-weeet Jesus. That is madder than Whitney on crack in a traffic jam. Take it away, right away, it's injured my face. My frown lines are so deep, they're like builders' butt-cracks. Gah!
1 comment:
There's nothing wrong with men wearing tights. They've been wearing them in the Middle Ages if you ever bothered to study your history.
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