I got it at Versayce

A: Fashion editor Suzy Menkes is one lucky bitch. A private tour of the new Tom Ford store in Milan by the queen himself. The new store aports a tres fabu range of accessories, including leather goods and walking sticks(?!?). The suits look amazing, as do the scent collections (which probably all smell like a variation of white musk...... i kid....). I am saving up as we speak.... hopefully in 2011 I will be able to afford a ball of yarn from there.

p.s. WTF is that man exfoliating with?! A knuckle duster?! I could literally see the camera's reflection on his forehead!

C: Forget Jesus. This man works miracles. Forget David Copperfield. He may have made the Statue of Liberty disappear, but Tom Ford moved the immovable: the suit trouser hem. That sartorial masterstroke not only set him apart from every other suit maker in the pack and made his name, it sent ripples throughout men's fashion. Right now, trend setters in London are walking round in their shortened strides showing at bit of ankle. And that's because of Tom Ford. This is our mini skirt. Viva la revolution. (And hasn't he got the voice of a magician too? Spooky!)