C: Looks like a kinky little bum bag he's got round his waspish waist. And that vest is totally what the netball girls wore at primary school. Ridic.
A: David Beckham. Ovah!
A: One Word. Yes.
C: Certainties in life: death, tax, and every vintage store is full of totally hideous men's jumpers. Give me death. At least it comes in plain black.
A: This is a warning for you all you make up counter queens. Plucked eyebrows are never hot on men, even if your a fucking model. Put down the leopard print tweezers.
C: Here here. Once you've plowed the furrow (divided a mono-brow in two) leave well alone. Plucked-to-fuck is ball shrinkingly effeminate. Simple as. No arguments. (Gorgeous collar on that shirt tho, just the right side of Eton).