A: Hot and fresh outta the toaster for Mr. Sarkozy from Fendi for Spring/Summer 09', the man wedge has arrived (aka Medge). I am developing a love hate relationship with this creation. I know I should be shaking my head in disgust, but secretly I am already waiting for a topman version..... This is what happens when your mother openly encourages you to wear leopard print tops when you're 15.
C: Crime against fashion!! It's ok readers. I've called the Folice and a Fambulance for my poor bleeding eyes. I will now try a little reverse psychology for the good of mankind: these beauties are gonna be a massive hit, you'll see them everywhere (fingers crossed people).